Bad Steak

TheOneWithTheHair@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 190 points –
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I think I might need to pick this joke up and slap it around....you know, because it's bad.

"Waiter my steak is bad"

"You know it! Ya know! And the whole world has to answer right now cuz' I tell you once again... who's bad? "

That's pretty hi. Larious, that is. Slapping the f### outta the steak that way, THAT'LL teach it to behave!!

all the peanut gallery comments from 12 year olds who've never bought a steak at a restaurant for themselves in their entire lives, hahahaha

Tell her I'm bad so she can pick me up and slap me

What are you talking about? I've ordered plenty of steaks. Always sunny side over, and at least rare but if they don't have that I'll settle for uncommon.