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cr3w@lemmy.dbzer0.com to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone – 684 points –
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the rocket ship then switches to automatic operations and returns to earth.

(Elon is entirely incinerated by the rocket exhaust)

Go on, it's just getting good.

He cries while cratled in a martian crater. There is no one to vaildate his feelings, so he is left with only his ever-present thoughts of guilt and shame. He gets crush by a big-ass rock. The end.

No, let him live, we could still use him to see how long an (Elon Musk species) could survive alone on Mars.

that's making some unfounded assumptions about a) elon's species, and b) how representative he could be.

typically parasites don't survive well without their host.

I suppose him being stranded there doesn't preclude humans colonizing it, just gotta wait for his air supply to run out...