Woman jailed after Rentahitman.com assassin turned out to be – surprise – FBILee Duna@lemmy.nz to News@lemmy.world – 204 points – 11 months agotheregister.com22Post a CommentPreviewHotTopNewOldShould have went to definitelynotafed.govI feel like this story is repeated every few years. Reality is not a mob movie. There are no cleaners for hire. Just the FBI.There are absolutely, unequivocally, killers for hire. You just aren't going to find them on the hitman equivalent of Amazon dot fucking com.Or you get hilarious incidents like this: Hitman hires hitman who hires hitman who hires hitman who hires hitman who tells policeSaid somebody who has obviously never hired a hitmanWell, a mechanic fixes their own car...1-800-GET-GOON. They’re none too bright, but at least you know they’re not Feds.Be careful, you might accidentally dial 1-800-3-GOONERHired goons? Clandestine meeting … at Waffle House Happens more often than you’d think.The trailer is amazingOh thank god, they’re hippa compliantThey should have their slogan be "Our cleaner fees are cheaper than Airbnb!"
I feel like this story is repeated every few years. Reality is not a mob movie. There are no cleaners for hire. Just the FBI.There are absolutely, unequivocally, killers for hire. You just aren't going to find them on the hitman equivalent of Amazon dot fucking com.Or you get hilarious incidents like this: Hitman hires hitman who hires hitman who hires hitman who hires hitman who tells policeSaid somebody who has obviously never hired a hitmanWell, a mechanic fixes their own car...
There are absolutely, unequivocally, killers for hire. You just aren't going to find them on the hitman equivalent of Amazon dot fucking com.
Or you get hilarious incidents like this: Hitman hires hitman who hires hitman who hires hitman who hires hitman who tells police
1-800-GET-GOON. They’re none too bright, but at least you know they’re not Feds.Be careful, you might accidentally dial 1-800-3-GOONERHired goons?
Should have went to definitelynotafed.gov
I feel like this story is repeated every few years.
Reality is not a mob movie. There are no cleaners for hire. Just the FBI.
There are absolutely, unequivocally, killers for hire. You just aren't going to find them on the hitman equivalent of Amazon dot fucking com.
Or you get hilarious incidents like this:
Hitman hires hitman who hires hitman who hires hitman who hires hitman who tells police
Said somebody who has obviously never hired a hitman
Well, a mechanic fixes their own car...
1-800-GET-GOON.
They’re none too bright, but at least you know they’re not Feds.
Be careful, you might accidentally dial 1-800-3-GOONER
Hired goons?
Happens more often than you’d think.
The trailer is amazing
Oh thank god, they’re hippa compliant
They should have their slogan be "Our cleaner fees are cheaper than Airbnb!"