Former GOP House member's wife said Sen. Markwayne Mullin put his finger in the noses of sleeping members of Congress and their spouses on a trip to Israel

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Former GOP House member's wife said Sen. Markwayne Mullin put his finger in the noses of sleeping members of Congress and their spouses on a trip to Israel
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I want off Mr. Bones' Wild Ride.

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I know were not supposed to kink shame, but there's an obvious lack of consent here.

Seriously, why can't he be normal and wear women's underwear?

This comment reminds me of the women's pants episode of the it crowd

So What?! Want to fight about it?!!

This is the time, this is the place! Stand your butt up!

I can hear faint sounds of Bernie Sanders yelling at you to act like an adult from DC.

I feel bad for anyone remotely reasonable left in politics at this point.

Is this the same Republican that threatened to throw a reporter off a balcony? And... no it is not, but they share the same temperament.

No, he’s the one that threatened embassy staff when they wouldn’t let him fly into Tajikistan with a suitcase full of cash where he intended to cross the border into Afghanistan to play hero right after the US military pulled out.

Lmao holy fuck, what? How did I miss that??

Not sure, it was national news, but there was a lot of news going on during that time, so it was probably easy to miss. He’s quite the cartoon of an “alpha” male.

Yeah, must have just gotten lost in the wash for me.

At any rate, I’m just waiting for all these regressive idiots preoccupied with “alpha-ness” to realize that literally everyone else is laughing at them, and not in a nice way.

Have I been lied to? Can you pick your friend's nose?

GOP, the party of immature man-children.

Nah, they aren't limited to just immature men, they've got plenty of female bozos these days. Equality fck yea!

Rejoice! The reigns of responsibility have been removed! The uncouth unshackled! Bask in the bliss of the brutish! The waking world wanes as the apethetic applies anesthesia.

Stupid conservative who acted like a child also acted like a child in the past. No surprise there.

And Nancy Pelosi's husband got caught fucking a crazy hippy dude with a hammer. Mmmm, confirmation bias.

Huh? Tf you rambling on about

I'm just posting shit that's just as irrelevant as you

Nah, you see I posted a factually correct news article. You posted a spun-up fancy yarn you pulled out of your ass.

Go troll somewhere else. Bye!

Take your lying trash back to Truth Social where you'll fit right in

Lmao, reeeeeeeee! Lies? The police body camera footage is available for you to watch. And no thanks, I think I'll stay right here, chump.

Video exists showing such an event? Hurry up and link it then. No balls. Support your own argument or fuck off.

I'm not your Google bitch, chump.

Or do you simply not have a source because you know it's made up bullshit? It is not my job to back up your argument for you.

No source, no argument, L+ratio bozo

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