Insert in orifice ruleveroxii@lemmy.world to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone – 94 points – 11 months agodefector.comIt seemed like a good idea at the time.7Post a CommentPreviewHotTopNewOld "PATIENT STATES ROLLED OVER IN BED ONTO AN ECSTASY PILL AND IT GOT STUCK IN EAR" I hate when this happens "STATES THAT EARLIER THIS AFTERNOON HE WAS 'TRYING TO BE FUNNY' AND SHOVED A PLASTIC BOTTLE UP HIS RECTUM" Success! That was pretty funny"I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass" ruleRemember always use flared stuff!Thank you, I needed this. fruit roll-up that's one way to do the endless handkerchief clown trickI think my favorite was “did the splits near a screwdriver”
"PATIENT STATES ROLLED OVER IN BED ONTO AN ECSTASY PILL AND IT GOT STUCK IN EAR" I hate when this happens
"STATES THAT EARLIER THIS AFTERNOON HE WAS 'TRYING TO BE FUNNY' AND SHOVED A PLASTIC BOTTLE UP HIS RECTUM" Success! That was pretty funny
I hate when this happens
Success! That was pretty funny
"I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass" rule
Remember always use flared stuff!
Thank you, I needed this.
that's one way to do the endless handkerchief clown trick
I think my favorite was “did the splits near a screwdriver”