'Dad, Where do chicken strips come from?'HootinNHollerin@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 568 points – 9 months ago19Post a CommentPreviewHotTopNewOldA chicken can't wear a G-string. Where do you stick the bills?Oh the pimp on roller skates handles the moneyI watched a porn movie once which had a pimp on roller skates in it. I cannot remember the name now.That sounds awesome lol. My joke was referring to the car-hops at sonic that often are on skates or roller bladesThere was a fake nazi in it too. The whole thing was wild.Kinda like the movie Boogie Nights where Heather played a pornstar who's always wearing roller skatesNo chicken fucking in the champagne room.License and registration...CHICKEN FUCKER!Says who?PHYSICS, DAMN IT!Then you clearly haven't tried hard enoughChicken loses job Chicken is broke, chicken strips Three seventy-nineGood bot!Behold! A man!Only to Plato.Ah, dad jokes.Waiter: Maybe the chicken strips for $7? Me: Maybe it does but that doesn't feed mefuckin. what?The chicken fell on hard times so has resulted to stripping, and you can see, and even eat the chicken strips for under 4 dollars
A chicken can't wear a G-string. Where do you stick the bills?Oh the pimp on roller skates handles the moneyI watched a porn movie once which had a pimp on roller skates in it. I cannot remember the name now.That sounds awesome lol. My joke was referring to the car-hops at sonic that often are on skates or roller bladesThere was a fake nazi in it too. The whole thing was wild.Kinda like the movie Boogie Nights where Heather played a pornstar who's always wearing roller skatesNo chicken fucking in the champagne room.License and registration...CHICKEN FUCKER!Says who?PHYSICS, DAMN IT!Then you clearly haven't tried hard enough
Oh the pimp on roller skates handles the moneyI watched a porn movie once which had a pimp on roller skates in it. I cannot remember the name now.That sounds awesome lol. My joke was referring to the car-hops at sonic that often are on skates or roller bladesThere was a fake nazi in it too. The whole thing was wild.Kinda like the movie Boogie Nights where Heather played a pornstar who's always wearing roller skatesNo chicken fucking in the champagne room.License and registration...CHICKEN FUCKER!
I watched a porn movie once which had a pimp on roller skates in it. I cannot remember the name now.That sounds awesome lol. My joke was referring to the car-hops at sonic that often are on skates or roller bladesThere was a fake nazi in it too. The whole thing was wild.Kinda like the movie Boogie Nights where Heather played a pornstar who's always wearing roller skates
That sounds awesome lol. My joke was referring to the car-hops at sonic that often are on skates or roller bladesThere was a fake nazi in it too. The whole thing was wild.
Kinda like the movie Boogie Nights where Heather played a pornstar who's always wearing roller skates
fuckin. what?The chicken fell on hard times so has resulted to stripping, and you can see, and even eat the chicken strips for under 4 dollars
The chicken fell on hard times so has resulted to stripping, and you can see, and even eat the chicken strips for under 4 dollars
A chicken can't wear a G-string. Where do you stick the bills?
Oh the pimp on roller skates handles the money
I watched a porn movie once which had a pimp on roller skates in it. I cannot remember the name now.
That sounds awesome lol. My joke was referring to the car-hops at sonic that often are on skates or roller blades
There was a fake nazi in it too. The whole thing was wild.
Kinda like the movie Boogie Nights where Heather played a pornstar who's always wearing roller skates
No chicken fucking in the champagne room.
License and registration...CHICKEN FUCKER!
Says who?
PHYSICS, DAMN IT!
Then you clearly haven't tried hard enough
Chicken loses job
Chicken is broke, chicken strips
Three seventy-nine
Good bot!
Behold! A man!
Only to Plato.
Ah, dad jokes.
Waiter: Maybe the chicken strips for $7?
Me: Maybe it does but that doesn't feed me
fuckin. what?
The chicken fell on hard times so has resulted to stripping, and you can see, and even eat the chicken strips for under 4 dollars