Mite be a rule

Maxxus@sh.itjust.works to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone – 350 points –
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Are these the ones that explode because they have no anus

The donโ€™t and they do.

Some myths are just clingier than a tick embedded in a hair follicle.

It's even doing the uwu hands.

So do we commit genocide every time we wash our face

Nah, you really need an army of nanites for that.

well that must be the baseline of loneliness because people are still lonely even with millions of those all over their faces

And if theyโ€™re on your boobs, then youโ€™re bosom buddies. Yaay!

Why does he have so many body parts? What is the purpose of all those body parts when he is so smol?