Raw sex implies the existence of cooked sex or fried sex or steamed sex or smoked sex or boiled sex or dry aged sex or (I don't know anymore English words related to cooking).
Would be more reasonable if it would be named like steak doneness. From rare sex to medium sex to medium well sex to well done sex.
If it's overdone then it's congratulation sex.
raw is not on this scale sadly
Sous vide sex?
Yeah at my last apartment the people living above me would have WWE smackdown sex on the regular.
Also implies well done sex
Yeah that's the type of sex Vince McMahon seems to be into
No that's forced scat down sex
But what if I'm more into Dynamite sex?
Does that mean you're into Rampage and Collision sex?
Or well done sex...
I prefer it rare. Wait, no
Err blue? 🤔
Raw sex implies the existence of cooked sex or fried sex or steamed sex or smoked sex or boiled sex or dry aged sex or (I don't know anymore English words related to cooking).
Would be more reasonable if it would be named like steak doneness. From rare sex to medium sex to medium well sex to well done sex.
If it's overdone then it's congratulation sex.
raw is not on this scale sadly
Sous vide sex?
Yeah at my last apartment the people living above me would have WWE smackdown sex on the regular.
Also implies well done sex
Yeah that's the type of sex Vince McMahon seems to be into
No that's forced scat down sex
But what if I'm more into Dynamite sex?
Does that mean you're into Rampage and Collision sex?
Hell yeah, I am.
Really dig that Forbidden Door sex too.
"If ya smeeeeeeeelllllll..."
Raw sex implies the existance of
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