I have the POWER!

The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldmod to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 785 points –
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Carpet does NOT match the drapes.

So he's a bottle blond. There's nothing wrong with that.

Idk. I'm blonde up top, my beard comes in ginger, and all my body hair is dark. I buy it

All of Fatman Beyond plugging Manscaped finally got to him.

It doesn't help that Kevin makes those ad reads take like 15 minutes.

CMV: He-Man is a naturalist witch, while Skeletor is a puritanical conquering Christian (like Christopher Columbus)?

Evilyn would be more than happy to switch sides! 🍆