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Thin Bean Line

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I pledge my allegiance to the baked beans, a harmonious blend of flavors united in a dish that warms the soul. With tender texture and tantalizing taste, they stand as a beacon of culinary delight. As I gather around the table with family and friends, the baked beans serve as a faithful companion, enriching our meals with their savory presence. Rooted in tradition and celebrated in diversity, they symbolize the shared love for food that transcends boundaries. With gratitude, I honor the labor and craftsmanship that elevates ordinary beans into extraordinary creations. Baked beans, a testament to unity and nourishment, forever hold a special place in our hearts and on our plates.

The LIBERALS want to REMOVE "Under Beans" from our PLEDGE. Those ASSHOLES are all going to get BAD GAS when the GREAT BEAN punishes them for their lack of FAITH.

I'm not crying you're crying 😭😭

The thin bean line just got a whole lot thicker.

The only thing separating this country from chaos in the streets are the elite men and women of our fiber forces.

This sort of post would be well loved over in /c/merica@lemmy.world

As a non America, are there a lot of different colors representing different things?

I’ve only heard of the blue one but I’m not an American. Has anyone made a rainbow of all the lines yet? I don’t know if that is technically defacing. I’m not trying to be anti anything. =)

There's only one that matters TBH

Yes to both questions.

The “rainbow” American flag is sometimes seen in the traditionally gay communities in large cities and I’m totally here for it.