USA! USA! USA! Rule

Jakdracula@lemmy.world to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone – 184 points –
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"yeah when grandma fell down the stairs we just shot her"

"When uncle Monty got shot in his leg, we had to amputate it. Unfortunately, Tommy accidentally cut his other leg as well, and since it could get infected, he evened it out."
Reference to Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The beginning: https://youtu.be/HPDiqTWgLgY

Just in case: Some could consider it NSFL perhaps.

Paw Paw start'd afar won thyme when ee fella sleep wit uh lit cigrette. We just shot the far.

Looks as if he doesn't pull out of his sister either.Roll Tide!

For some reason, that single lower-case "n" is what's got me most triggered.

the t is lowercase as well, maybe they're not too confident about the "not" part

The ascender on that "T" is at the same height as the other capital letters, so maybe they intended it to also serve as a crucifix to really tie the whole scene together? ;)

i'm not threatened; he seems to prefer the confederacy which has never won a war yet.