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spujb@lemmy.cafe to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone – 425 points –
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For some reason halfway through I thought this was going to be a reference to making eye contact with NPC trainers in Pokemon.

He lowers his opera glasses and screams "My bug pokemon have been waiting for a challenge!"

"My Rattata is in the top percentage of Rattatas."

20 paces is 15 meters

excuse me we use freedom units here

Oh in that case I'll convert for you:

20 paces is 15 metres.

stop chaining me down with your authoritarian decimal model i don’t even want to know what you are saying you toxic misandrist

:::spoiler — /s i promise :::

This is also how I do bird watching. I only watch birds that are pieces of shit