You’re always better off holding it until you get home

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Christ people are bathroom shy. I’m like yeah genius, this is where you take a shit. Where do you go on the floor of your kitchen?

Wait, you folks had stall doors?

No joke, real story, in second grade the restrooms didn't even have stall doors.

Damn, that’s simply cruel. Despite the fact that kids would hang on the doors and pound like howler monkeys.

Even my high school had bathroom doors… it’s criminal they expect teenagers to shit with the door wide open.

Couldn't have doors in high school, we might try to smoke a joint in there after all.

The school trends that made me not use public bathrooms.

kicking the doors of the person shitting.

Throwing wet toilet paper at the person shitting.

Pouring water over the stall.

Stealing the shoes of the person shitting.

Pushing people into the urinal wall.

Pissing on the floor.

Turn the lights off so the person in the stall is left in pitch black.

Sadly, all of that would happen if you weren’t careful.

There's no being careful. The only way to avoid that stuff happening is to not shit at school or have your boys stand guard.

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My kid wouldn't go to the bathroom at all during middle school. Said he would rather hold it.

Your sons smart. He’s better off avoiding potential bullying from the older kids.

I think there is a significant difference between US and EU bathroom doors.

Doors?

No, seriously, the only time I had a toilet with a door in public school was in kindergarten. After that, no doors on the toilets.

I only held it in at school because my parents taught me that public restrooms are extremely dirty. It took a while to get over my phobia of public restrooms, but I needed to since it's gotten harder to hold it in (and it's bad to do so anyway). Reading some of the replies here, I knew kids were often psychos but sheesh.

Looking back, it tended to ease off in high school. At least for me.

“You want me to leave it for you when I’m done?”

That’s how you get them to throw balled up wet paper towels.

Then you can throw wet tp back or for real crazies, poop tp

You’ve got guts, but I’m not sure it’s wise to antagonize the sociopaths who would be harassing lol.