It's too warm!

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Just give up. Too warm? Just let your blood boil. Too cold? Just go into a coma and never wake again. It's better than the stressful search for a comfortable position.

This has been me for over two months. I've had a flare of Ulcerative Colitis which means my bowels have decided to be on speed. So every time I lie down after 10 minutes I need to get up and go to the toilet so I can't actually rest. I've been in hospital and I'm out so hopefully things will clear "soon."

That sounds really rough, I'm sorry you're going through that and hope it does clear up soon

as a reformed stomach sleeper; i recommend laying on back with pillow behind knees

If someone could just knock me out for 8 straight hours every night, that'd be great, thanks.

This looks like a demon turned SpongeBob into a comforter set.

That's exactly what it feels like when my toddler insists on sleeping on me and I am lucky enough to manage myself out of a dangerous position (which, e.g., would lead to suffocation) but not into one that would be anywhere near comfortable but I also cannot adjust more because they would wake up and rinse repeat the whole process.