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Copilot do be high sometimes.

Just roll with it. Let's see if anyone is even reading those.

I write my commit messages for myself in the future so future me can figure out what the hell past me was thinking

AI is going to replace my sheets, that should be changed once a week to maintain a high level of hygiene.

Press and hold firmly for 30 seconds

I know that this isn't the point but I absolutely can't stand the word "juice" to describe meat drippings.

Juice is from a fruit! When I see juice to describe meat drippings, all I can think of is someone squeezing a big steak and squeezing all the "juice" out.

Anyway, commit message is on point. Add a small pinch of flour to thicken the "juice" and you'll have gravy.

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