Susan ate too many heinz beans

Jessica@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 435 points –
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Fun fact: if you hold your poop in too long or have an intestinal blockage that cannot be overcome, it will eventually back up into your stomach and you will throw up poop.

I had a nightmare like this once, it was not fun. This fact was not fun. :(

Yeah, itz especially fun because once you start throwing up fecal matter it turns fatal pretty quickly if they a doctor doesnt get you unblocked immediately!

Well at least you don't have to live with the memory of it. Glass half full.

I have had problems with constipation and after I mostly got rid of it, I still often forgot to crap. Nowadays I do my best to crap everyday. When I haven't crapped for a couple days, I'll often shit myself, or suddenly get the feeling that I'll be covered in diarrhoea if I don't get to the toilet within the next ten seconds. But I'm grateful that I never had to experience that.

I feel like we need mizu to weigh in on this.

Did he ever post an update on the success or failure of his no poop quest?

He succeeded but told that he won't tell the reason why.

Well good for him. I hope his 4th day poop was satisfying.

It is a well documented fact that horses only ever want to talk about Bravo shows.

So the horse is asking Susan if holding poop in for 3 days is unhealthy. Why? And why is Susan upset? She's upset that this is what the horse thinks about and wants to talk about? It's a strange horse for sure.

The last comma should have been a period. For some reason on that particular font the period showed up in the center of the line instead of at the bottom and it looked really weird.

Edit: for what it’s worth, the original meme had a comma too for some reason