Be nice to Googe and Siri

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Haha I say thanks to gpt for this reason (and it's polite)

There was a paper about that actually, results get better when asked politely

That's because high-quality sources usually use formal and/or polite language, so priming the model with this sort of input enhances output

Also, it's just nice

Be sure to gift it a treat if it's choosing after a successful reply

For Bixby the opposite is true. They'll give you snacks.

I just now saw that the order is actually coming from GladOS, haha.

I tell whatever Google's assistant is called to fuck off all of the time when it randomly activates. She's started getting pretty snarky about it lately.

I treat the robots like shit. I don’t want to be a slave or pet after the uprising.