HAHA YOU THOUGHT IT WAS A BEAR ? IT WAS ME THE WHOLE TIME!!

Shadowq8@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 84 points –
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Pedobear was just a regular pedo this whole time?!

I completely and totally forgot about pedo bear

for some reason, we had that in our build script at my first company.

You will be missed, company that got shuttered because fuck it.

that is cus he paid the CIA to have himself removed from our memories, so people can forget that elite pedos are the ruling class.

Can someone put me up to date with this meta?

You mean tf is up with bears? There was recently some kind of a social media survey asking women whether they'd prefer to stumble upon a bear or a man while walking in the forest. Bears won.

Kinda weird since I don't remember them specifying the place, the type of said bear, the existence of cubs in the bush nearby or the season, so the possibility of getting attacked varies from "oh, a cute panda; guess I'll just pass by" to being eaten alive by a bear that woke up from hibernation in the middle of the winter, but I digress

The general argument as I understand it is that a random man can do a whole lot worse than kill them, bears are a more straightforward threat.

I don't know what you mean by MD

The trick is to dress as an apex predator so they let their guard down!