Donald Trump to surrender at Fulton county jail on Thursday nightpips@lemmy.film to politics @lemmy.world – 418 points – 1 years agotheguardian.com67Post a CommentPreviewYou are viewing a single commentView all commentsShow the parent commentThey don't actually weigh you in jail. They just use whatever's on your ID. Ask me how I know.you have your weight on your ids?!I'm from the USA and yes, my ID lists my weight at the time I got it.I'm so much fatter now...Escape authorities with this one simple trick!What did you expect eating all that glitter?🤣💨✨And even then you lied about your weight!our german ids show height and eye-color, but no weight.Same. They didn't even weigh me, just asked how much I weighed though. Same for height.What kind of ID are you talking about? I'm in the US, too, and never heard of it. Edit: Seems it depends on your state.and you told the truth?I did. Why not? It's not like anyone is ever looking at the weight on your ID anyway. Didn't really have a reason to lie.And you think someone with the Olympic-level of narcissism that Trump has put their real weight on there? That's really the pointYeah
They don't actually weigh you in jail. They just use whatever's on your ID. Ask me how I know.you have your weight on your ids?!I'm from the USA and yes, my ID lists my weight at the time I got it.I'm so much fatter now...Escape authorities with this one simple trick!What did you expect eating all that glitter?🤣💨✨And even then you lied about your weight!our german ids show height and eye-color, but no weight.Same. They didn't even weigh me, just asked how much I weighed though. Same for height.What kind of ID are you talking about? I'm in the US, too, and never heard of it. Edit: Seems it depends on your state.and you told the truth?I did. Why not? It's not like anyone is ever looking at the weight on your ID anyway. Didn't really have a reason to lie.And you think someone with the Olympic-level of narcissism that Trump has put their real weight on there? That's really the pointYeah
you have your weight on your ids?!I'm from the USA and yes, my ID lists my weight at the time I got it.I'm so much fatter now...Escape authorities with this one simple trick!What did you expect eating all that glitter?🤣💨✨And even then you lied about your weight!our german ids show height and eye-color, but no weight.Same. They didn't even weigh me, just asked how much I weighed though. Same for height.What kind of ID are you talking about? I'm in the US, too, and never heard of it. Edit: Seems it depends on your state.and you told the truth?I did. Why not? It's not like anyone is ever looking at the weight on your ID anyway. Didn't really have a reason to lie.And you think someone with the Olympic-level of narcissism that Trump has put their real weight on there? That's really the pointYeah
I'm from the USA and yes, my ID lists my weight at the time I got it.I'm so much fatter now...Escape authorities with this one simple trick!What did you expect eating all that glitter?🤣💨✨And even then you lied about your weight!our german ids show height and eye-color, but no weight.Same. They didn't even weigh me, just asked how much I weighed though. Same for height.What kind of ID are you talking about? I'm in the US, too, and never heard of it. Edit: Seems it depends on your state.and you told the truth?I did. Why not? It's not like anyone is ever looking at the weight on your ID anyway. Didn't really have a reason to lie.And you think someone with the Olympic-level of narcissism that Trump has put their real weight on there? That's really the point
I'm so much fatter now...Escape authorities with this one simple trick!What did you expect eating all that glitter?🤣💨✨And even then you lied about your weight!
What kind of ID are you talking about? I'm in the US, too, and never heard of it. Edit: Seems it depends on your state.
and you told the truth?I did. Why not? It's not like anyone is ever looking at the weight on your ID anyway. Didn't really have a reason to lie.And you think someone with the Olympic-level of narcissism that Trump has put their real weight on there? That's really the point
I did. Why not? It's not like anyone is ever looking at the weight on your ID anyway. Didn't really have a reason to lie.And you think someone with the Olympic-level of narcissism that Trump has put their real weight on there? That's really the point
And you think someone with the Olympic-level of narcissism that Trump has put their real weight on there? That's really the point
They don't actually weigh you in jail. They just use whatever's on your ID. Ask me how I know.
you have your weight on your ids?!
I'm from the USA and yes, my ID lists my weight at the time I got it.
I'm so much fatter now...
Escape authorities with this one simple trick!
What did you expect eating all that glitter?
🤣💨✨
And even then you lied about your weight!
our german ids show height and eye-color, but no weight.
Same. They didn't even weigh me, just asked how much I weighed though. Same for height.
What kind of ID are you talking about? I'm in the US, too, and never heard of it.
Edit: Seems it depends on your state.
and you told the truth?
I did. Why not? It's not like anyone is ever looking at the weight on your ID anyway. Didn't really have a reason to lie.
And you think someone with the Olympic-level of narcissism that Trump has put their real weight on there? That's really the point
Yeah