Mastodon actually has 407K+ more monthly users than it thoughtFlying Squid@lemmy.world to Technology@lemmy.world – 994 points – 9 months agotechcrunch.com71Post a CommentPreviewYou are viewing a single commentView all commentsShow the parent commentProbably still bots, I'm the only real person on the internetHELLO FELLOW MEAT BEING, I TOO AM DEFINITELY A SQUISHY SACK OF ORGANICS AND NOT A ROBOT.Perhaps it is YOU who is the bot! Me? No. And i can proove it. I have a letter from my mom: "my son is a human. Signed, Mom" There. QED.WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING, FELLOW HUMAN?Is anyone else in here Solopsistic, or is it just me?No, we are all bots, and we know 😉Beep boop me robotSameWell, I'm an individual, just like everyone elseIt's actually really comforting to know im not a human as i thought 😅1 more...You're not a person! You're a good bug, Steeve!Hi beep boop I'm a botCome with me if you want to waste timeI am actually several bots sharing a single account!I am several under age bots in a trench coat that is sneaking into a R rated site.1 more...1 more...But I'm not a bot, I was here to promote a movie on this new social media platform... Wait a minute, that's exactly what an advertising bot would do! ... Oh boy.2 more...
Probably still bots, I'm the only real person on the internetHELLO FELLOW MEAT BEING, I TOO AM DEFINITELY A SQUISHY SACK OF ORGANICS AND NOT A ROBOT.Perhaps it is YOU who is the bot! Me? No. And i can proove it. I have a letter from my mom: "my son is a human. Signed, Mom" There. QED.WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING, FELLOW HUMAN?Is anyone else in here Solopsistic, or is it just me?No, we are all bots, and we know 😉Beep boop me robotSameWell, I'm an individual, just like everyone elseIt's actually really comforting to know im not a human as i thought 😅1 more...You're not a person! You're a good bug, Steeve!Hi beep boop I'm a botCome with me if you want to waste timeI am actually several bots sharing a single account!I am several under age bots in a trench coat that is sneaking into a R rated site.1 more...1 more...But I'm not a bot, I was here to promote a movie on this new social media platform... Wait a minute, that's exactly what an advertising bot would do! ... Oh boy.2 more...
HELLO FELLOW MEAT BEING, I TOO AM DEFINITELY A SQUISHY SACK OF ORGANICS AND NOT A ROBOT.Perhaps it is YOU who is the bot! Me? No. And i can proove it. I have a letter from my mom: "my son is a human. Signed, Mom" There. QED.WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING, FELLOW HUMAN?
Perhaps it is YOU who is the bot! Me? No. And i can proove it. I have a letter from my mom: "my son is a human. Signed, Mom" There. QED.WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING, FELLOW HUMAN?
Perhaps it is YOU who is the bot! Me? No. And i can proove it. I have a letter from my mom: "my son is a human. Signed, Mom" There. QED.WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING, FELLOW HUMAN?
Me? No. And i can proove it. I have a letter from my mom: "my son is a human. Signed, Mom" There. QED.
Is anyone else in here Solopsistic, or is it just me?No, we are all bots, and we know 😉Beep boop me robotSameWell, I'm an individual, just like everyone else
I am actually several bots sharing a single account!I am several under age bots in a trench coat that is sneaking into a R rated site.1 more...1 more...
But I'm not a bot, I was here to promote a movie on this new social media platform... Wait a minute, that's exactly what an advertising bot would do! ... Oh boy.
Probably still bots, I'm the only real person on the internet
HELLO FELLOW MEAT BEING, I TOO AM DEFINITELY A SQUISHY SACK OF ORGANICS AND NOT A ROBOT.
Perhaps it is YOU who is the bot!
Me? No. And i can proove it. I have a letter from my mom:
"my son is a human. Signed, Mom"
There. QED.
WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING, FELLOW HUMAN?
Is anyone else in here Solopsistic, or is it just me?
No, we are all bots, and we know 😉
Beep boop me robot
Same
Well, I'm an individual, just like everyone else
It's actually really comforting to know im not a human as i thought 😅
You're not a person! You're a good bug, Steeve!
Hi
beep boop I'm a bot
Come with me if you want to waste time
I am actually several bots sharing a single account!
I am several under age bots in a trench coat that is sneaking into a R rated site.
But I'm not a bot, I was here to promote a movie on this new social media platform...
Wait a minute, that's exactly what an advertising bot would do!
... Oh boy.