Every so often, girls need to release evil demons within them or else they'll be consumed by hellfire. Everybody knows this.
This explains everything. The reason I never saw her after the first date is because she was consumed by evil demons ☹️
Period flow can happen without warning, and even if there is a warning, it's not usually something that girls are comfortable enough with to want to announce the reason in front of a classroom.
It's not like you want to announce diarrhea either
I liked your comment myself, but I wished period was more normalized and not seeing as something "disgusting" or "embarrassing"
I don’t get diarrhea every 4 weeks. Do you?
No it's more frequent than that
Maybe lay off the Arby's for a while.
What's Arby
Oh, a low-tier fast food restaurant in the US. That joke will be funny to some people.
Lucky you not having IBD or Crohns
Yep... I was about to say "Oh just watch me try not to!"
My school has Taco Tuesdays
What the hell do they put in those tacos, exactly
“Graduated” seniors
Ah, long pork tacos, my favorite
Eh depends on how explosive it is, those nearby may deserve a warning
Menstruation.
Then why is it called menstruation and not womenstruation? (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
Why are they called women and not wowomen?
Oh that! I thought it was still something about pee I don’t know because of the context 😄
Wait, what’s the reason?
Every so often, girls need to release evil demons within them or else they'll be consumed by hellfire. Everybody knows this.
This explains everything. The reason I never saw her after the first date is because she was consumed by evil demons ☹️
Period flow can happen without warning, and even if there is a warning, it's not usually something that girls are comfortable enough with to want to announce the reason in front of a classroom.
It's not like you want to announce diarrhea either
I liked your comment myself, but I wished period was more normalized and not seeing as something "disgusting" or "embarrassing"
I don’t get diarrhea every 4 weeks. Do you?
No it's more frequent than that
Maybe lay off the Arby's for a while.
What's Arby
Oh, a low-tier fast food restaurant in the US. That joke will be funny to some people.
Lucky you not having IBD or Crohns
Yep... I was about to say "Oh just watch me try not to!"
My school has Taco Tuesdays
What the hell do they put in those tacos, exactly
“Graduated” seniors
Ah, long pork tacos, my favorite
Eh depends on how explosive it is, those nearby may deserve a warning
Menstruation.
Then why is it called menstruation and not womenstruation? (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
Why are they called women and not wowomen?
Oh that! I thought it was still something about pee I don’t know because of the context 😄