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I solve this problem by not writing a book and masturbating.

At the same time‽

Yes. It is very easy to masturbate while not writing.

Easy for you to say. I struggle with this.

I'll send you a pamphlet.

So that's your trick, you write pamphlets instead of book, I see. I'll try that next time

Bro. I swear to god me, you, and a user called “the piccard manoeuvre” are like the only three users on here.

Like I see y’all everywhere. I had discussions with you in many places at this point.

I have a lot of free time at the moment, although that's going to end next year.

I hear you can save a lot of time by writing Lemmy comments while masturbating.

What happens next year?

You don’t have to share. Just curious is all.

My daughter starts a new online school program and I have to be a "learning coach" which basically means I have to keep an eye on her during the school day and help her when she needs it.

Ah nice. It’s nice to have something to do like that.

I think it will be very difficult, but rewarding. Going down to a single income sucks, but she had to be taken out of school because of some serious bullying. I just hope this will make her happier.

You sound like a great person. I’m sorry that your daughter had to go through bullying and even worse, she is the one that has to change her life.

I wish you both success.

You’re right, it’s a terrible time to drop to a single income.

This thread went longer and more serious than I could’ve imagined at the outset. Glad I stuck with it! Congrats on the mod role (maybe I’m late to notice?).

Sorry to hear about your daughter and income situation. Kids, and the parents that raise them that way, can be such di**s.

Thanks for all of that. The mod thing was a surprise to me. One day, I was a mod. No one asked me. And that thread is getting dangerously close to the maximum number of posts Discourse allows.

The Picard manoeuvre is everywhere, don't know if I've ever seen you guys.

Or you could solve it by nut writing a book. Make it a two birds, one stone thing, but more like "many nuts, one book"

There's a 50k word novel that doesn't use the letter E. Doubling the word count while only using A, C, G, T, & U is on another level.