What's the most absurd thing you've seen someone refuse to do because of toxic masculinity?

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Tell his wife that he loved her, because love is "gay" and "feminine"

Firstly, audibly expressing your heterosexuality isn't gay.
Secondly, there is nothing feminine about 2 guys loving each other, they are both guys so it's the most masculine sexual/romantic pairing.

Lmao literally "fellas, is it gay to love a woman?"

Yeah, working in a factory was full of the bullshit like this, but this was the weirdest example. Things that boiled down to "No, I can wear less protective equipment than you!" were very common.

Even if you take the "gay argument" out of things, why would you let a group of 4 divorced guys give you relationship advice?

Obligatory Steve Hughes bit

https://youtu.be/6xxiK6Z4eXs

Hella gay. You need to engage in naked Greco Roman wrestling with another man to wash that gay off.

To be fair, having sex with women is pretty gay. They're girly, weak and smell nice.

Nothing more masculine than two smelly men fucking each other in the arse. Dominating this guy who's just as strong if not stronger than you, then enduring the pain of Big Jim's rod penetrating you, because you're a manly man who's made of tougher stuff.

Fucking women is gay because women like men and liking men is gay

enduring the pain of Big Jim's rod penetrating you,

Fellas, is it gay to use lube for anal?

You're not a true man until you sand it up.

Probably still less painful than figging.

figging

Ugh. Off to Urban Dictionary I go.

Edit: Inserting peeled ginger into the anus. Ok, I'd heard of this with horses, it's even mentioned in one of Sir Terry Pratchett's books. Id not heard of people doing it to themselves or each other but I'm not surprised."

Real super straight hetero male masc men use blood (but no tears as crying is gay) as lube when fucking bros.

Sarah Silverman had a bit about how heterosexual love is... Kinda gay, by toxic masculinity standards.

You know what they say: There is nothing more manly than gay sex.