Yeah fuck circumcisions. Child abuse is what it is. I want my fucking foreskin back
My mother used to hate it when people would get baby girls' ears pierced. Called it child abuse and mutilation.
I'm circumcised.
Damn. That's pretty fucking shit.
Same here, some fucked up shit.
I want my fucking foreskin back
Doom music starts playing
The Only Thing They Fear is Foreskin
Fearskin
I have a certain set of skills...
Foreskills
Not sure how badly you want it back, but it is possible to restore. Non-sugically. Basically skin under tension causes Mitosis (skin cells dividing to make more skin) - think putting on weight, gaining muscle, getting pregnant, or ear gauges. You tug the skin long enough and eventually have your hoodie back. The results are surprisingly impressive. r/restoring_foreskin has a bunch of info
bruh. I don't necessarily want it back and was just angry about the fact that it was taken from without my consent in the first place. But thanks for the info anyway, tho not sure what I'm gonna do with it.
Tug the foreskin? Lol
Hmmm, perhaps we can play tug of war with foreskins lol
I basically did by accident
Username checks out.
I'm intact(/uncircumsized) and cannot imagine how you would accidentally do that
Honestly just being way too rough with it for like twenty years
Just make sure to double, triple, quadruple check any foreskin restoration advice you get. Some of the ways people suggest can be really dangerous.
Oh, I’ve seen that. It’s fascinating. There’s a ball with outer clamps and varying degrees of weights you can add on a dangly bit. You attach the contraption for some number of increasing minutes per day, and it stretches the skin surrounding the glans until it’s long enough to encompass the glans. After a while, the little ball will be encompassed by the new foreskin.
He says it’s not painful and I believe him, but not being the owner of a penis, it looks at least uncomfortable to me. Then again, I’ve never used gauges, either, and as you said, it’s pretty similar to that.
I don't want much just want my foreskin back again
No it's not TMI I shared it 'cause we're friends
My parents chose this road but I'll choose where it ends
Don't I deserve it all? Gonna grow it back again
Oh yeah I remember this guy. He has a good cause (anti circumcision) but had to ruin it with Bill Gates conspiracy theory nonsense. Also I love How to with John Wilson
edit: hmm actually there is some stuff about bill gates and circumcision so I should probably fact check myself here
Yeah fuck circumcisions. Child abuse is what it is. I want my fucking foreskin back
My mother used to hate it when people would get baby girls' ears pierced. Called it child abuse and mutilation.
I'm circumcised.
Damn. That's pretty fucking shit.
Same here, some fucked up shit.
Doom music starts playing
The Only Thing They Fear is Foreskin
Fearskin
Foreskills
Not sure how badly you want it back, but it is possible to restore. Non-sugically. Basically skin under tension causes Mitosis (skin cells dividing to make more skin) - think putting on weight, gaining muscle, getting pregnant, or ear gauges. You tug the skin long enough and eventually have your hoodie back. The results are surprisingly impressive. r/restoring_foreskin has a bunch of info
bruh. I don't necessarily want it back and was just angry about the fact that it was taken from without my consent in the first place. But thanks for the info anyway, tho not sure what I'm gonna do with it.
Tug the foreskin? Lol
Hmmm, perhaps we can play tug of war with foreskins lol
I basically did by accident
Username checks out.
I'm intact(/uncircumsized) and cannot imagine how you would accidentally do that
Honestly just being way too rough with it for like twenty years
Just make sure to double, triple, quadruple check any foreskin restoration advice you get. Some of the ways people suggest can be really dangerous.
Oh, I’ve seen that. It’s fascinating. There’s a ball with outer clamps and varying degrees of weights you can add on a dangly bit. You attach the contraption for some number of increasing minutes per day, and it stretches the skin surrounding the glans until it’s long enough to encompass the glans. After a while, the little ball will be encompassed by the new foreskin.
He says it’s not painful and I believe him, but not being the owner of a penis, it looks at least uncomfortable to me. Then again, I’ve never used gauges, either, and as you said, it’s pretty similar to that.
Grow It Back Again - foreskin restoration anthem from How To with John Wilson (HBO 2020)
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Oh yeah I remember this guy. He has a good cause (anti circumcision) but had to ruin it with Bill Gates conspiracy theory nonsense. Also I love How to with John Wilson
edit: hmm actually there is some stuff about bill gates and circumcision so I should probably fact check myself here