That's deeper than the Titanic! 12,500 vs 16,000 feet.
Can we send Jeffrey Bezos or Elon Musk down in a submarine to confirm the find?
Probably need 3 to man the sub. May as well send both and everyone agrees on the third. Dont even need to name him.
Both Koch bros. get to fight over the xbox controller on live stream.
Good news, one died quite awhile ago. There's a comedy show called Upload made by the office creator that parodies his death to hilarious effect with some supporting characters.
I always forget if it was Charles or David who died, but honestly who fucking cares. They're just knockoff Palpatine A and B to me.
Yeah, that was my attempt at funny: one mummy, one corpse, fighting over the controller while the other fuckos watch and they all dive deeper into the crushing depths. 🤗🥰
What do they call dead weight? A ballass or someshit
Ballast* 🤙🏼
Thought we couldn't dump raw sewage in the ocean
That is not a problem for the wealthy, they know what is best because they are so smart. They have the be brilliant because they have that much money.
In a sub designed specifically for them by their own employees, knowing that Bezos and Musk will be the only individuals to ever stress test the vessel? I'm sure that would go swimmingly. 😁
I worry they'll get their dreams crushed.
Swimmingly, indeed.
These comments are drowning in puns.
Controlled by a Nintendo switch controller with stick drift
Fingers crossed it's made of carbon fiber.
Second hand, "vintage" carbon fiber.
Everyone knows old CF has that resonate frequency that just sounds better than modern digital CF designs.
Death by hipsterism.
If Elon designs it, will be made out of stainless steel that rusts in seawater
That's deeper than the Titanic! 12,500 vs 16,000 feet.
Can we send Jeffrey Bezos or Elon Musk down in a submarine to confirm the find?
Probably need 3 to man the sub. May as well send both and everyone agrees on the third. Dont even need to name him.
Both Koch bros. get to fight over the xbox controller on live stream.
Good news, one died quite awhile ago. There's a comedy show called Upload made by the office creator that parodies his death to hilarious effect with some supporting characters.
I always forget if it was Charles or David who died, but honestly who fucking cares. They're just knockoff Palpatine A and B to me.
Yeah, that was my attempt at funny: one mummy, one corpse, fighting over the controller while the other fuckos watch and they all dive deeper into the crushing depths. 🤗🥰
What do they call dead weight? A ballass or someshit
Ballast* 🤙🏼
Thought we couldn't dump raw sewage in the ocean
That is not a problem for the wealthy, they know what is best because they are so smart. They have the be brilliant because they have that much money.
In a sub designed specifically for them by their own employees, knowing that Bezos and Musk will be the only individuals to ever stress test the vessel? I'm sure that would go swimmingly. 😁
I worry they'll get their dreams crushed.
Swimmingly, indeed.
These comments are drowning in puns.
Controlled by a Nintendo switch controller with stick drift
Fingers crossed it's made of carbon fiber.
Second hand, "vintage" carbon fiber.
Everyone knows old CF has that resonate frequency that just sounds better than modern digital CF designs.
Death by hipsterism.
If Elon designs it, will be made out of stainless steel that rusts in seawater