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Pro tip: look up your local police station and dial their full 10 digit phone number instead of 911

I'd use 0118 999 881 999 119 725 3

That's so easy to remember. Let me try.

0118 999 881 99 9119 725

One, seven, three, four, six, seven, three, two, one, four, seven, six, Charlie, three, two, seven, eight, nine, seven, seven, seven, six, four, three, Tango, seven, three, two, Victor, seven, three, one, one, seven, eight, eight, eight, seven, three, two, four, seven, six, seven, eight, nine, seven, six, four, three, seven, six. Lock.

One of my awesome repeating jokes was to tell people my telephone number as one number. So say my number was (305) 558-9151, I'd give my number as three billion, fifty-five million, five hundred and eighty-nine thousand, one hundred and fifty-one. I made sooo many friends that way.

Don't you mean 0118 999 881 999 119 725...

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Probably better to write an email lol.

or mute your phone and mime typing more than you are