A Druid wanders into a wizard war

nifty@lemmy.world to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone – 245 points –

Legos are not organic so he mad af

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“I cast, I cast”.

I’m not announcing my spells anymore. You’ll find out what they are when they obliterate you!

I prefer using long lost languages to name my spells, it's cooler to have a phrase before an anvil falls on your head

Won't that just make a cactus out of urethras? You want to cast "cactus urethra"

Depends which school wrote the spell you’re casting. Some of them follow the “object” “location” order for transformation spells. My info is super legit, don’t look it up

Oh of course, I'm forgetting about the other spell formats. This spell is conjuring a cactus into their urethra. The spell I was thinking of turns the urethra itself into a cactus.

Probably why I failed the first time taking the wizard's exam....

I cast Isekai. Spin the wheel (of the truck) to find out the Where and How of your interdimensional transfer! We've got everything from "dire need of a hero" to "God is a cunt, help us kill them"! We got portals, reincarnation, you name it!