Elon Musk Is Helping Take Population Collapse Panic Mainstream

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There is no population collapse. This is just thinly veiled racism. They're clutching their pearls because soon there will be fewer white people.

I don't care what fucking color everyone is in 1000 years. We should all just fuck each other to end race once and for all.

I'm down. Your place or mine?

We need like a global swing/orgy day. All monogamous relationships are suspended once a year. Only requirement is they can't be the same skin color unless both are... ethnically ambiguous.

There, we fixed population collapse.

"No! Not like this!"

If I’ve had a vasectomy, do I still get to participate?

I’m fine wearing a vest that says “Training Staff”.

^hehehehehe^

My family has been doing this for several generations. My race is so ambiguous and I love it because I can jive with so many ethnic groups.

Exactly. A better solution than forcing women to have unwanted children is comprehensive immigration reform. There is no shortage of people on Earth, and many of them want to move here.

People like Elon are part of why I refuse to bring anyone into this dumpster fire of a planet.

"AI is going to do labor for millions of people and is probably going to take your job. In fact, look at my fancy new android robots!"

"Also, I'm worried that you aren't pumping out enough wage slaves to support the rich."

Yeah, sure Musk. Such a boy genius over there.

I feel like his approach to fatherhood is similar to his approach for businesses--the more the merrier. There are only so many hours in a day though.

The only people who give even a tiny fuck what Elon thinks are dipshit conservatives and slow-acting investors. Like other conservative cockroaches, this planet would be dramatically improved by his absence.

Correction, musk isn't helping anything