Prulegnancy

UsedChicken@lemm.ee to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone – 395 points –
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Dude we should never assume a person is pregnant, regardless of how pregnant she looks.

My little sister once said to me, "You look pregnant, but you're not."

Shit was hilarious but also hurt. Made me motivated to lose weight.

Sir, Your wife isn't pregnant, she's got 16 weeks of gas built up inside her intestines. We need to operate her ASAP or you'll have the taste of shit in your mouth for the next 6 months, her funeral be with a closed casket and you'll more than likely require therapy for the rest of your life