It's just one of life's mysteries🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.works to Memes@sopuli.xyz – 237 points – 10 months ago19Post a CommentPreviewHotTopNewOldMe: "I'll piss on that electric fence." Friend #1: "Do it, no balls." Friend #2: [has to physically restrain me from pissing on the fence] Clearly masculinity is a very elegantly culturally evolved trait for survival.This is how you know who your real friends are.Yeah, a real friend wouldn't've stopped me! That's what you meant, right?Yeah.. of course I don’t think it’s funny. I definitely don’t want to know if Ren and Stimpy were right.Shampoo for my real friends. Real poo for my sham friends.This perfectly sums up the phenomenon Clearly masculinity is a very elegantly culturally evolved trait for survival. Sure it'll get you killed but like so many things which've evolved to kill us we can treat it now with pills."Tired of the urge to piss on electric fences to prove your masculinity? Take antiboyotics today!"No, no, that's anti_idiotics_ you should take in that case.It's my God-given right as an American to be an idiot! I'll be damned if I let some so-called 'medical expert' take that away from me!Of course, sir, I understand, in that case, may I point you towards our large selection of liquid proidiotics, aisle 7 and 8. Friend #3: "Do it; no balls!" Damn, this got literalhttps://youtu.be/azxx9sG4GjwHere is an alternative Piped link(s): https://piped.video/azxx9sG4Gjw?si=qQcmC--XmbGYapp3 Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube. I'm open-source, check me out at GitHub.Spoiler: Sharks can smell a drop of blood but dont care for human bloodI was always a fan of this version, I think I heard Rodney Daingerfield or Sam Kinnison say it first: Why do husbands die before their wives? Because they want to.Really makes you wonderHe should stick to hunting porch pirates. That's a public service.
Me: "I'll piss on that electric fence." Friend #1: "Do it, no balls." Friend #2: [has to physically restrain me from pissing on the fence] Clearly masculinity is a very elegantly culturally evolved trait for survival.This is how you know who your real friends are.Yeah, a real friend wouldn't've stopped me! That's what you meant, right?Yeah.. of course I don’t think it’s funny. I definitely don’t want to know if Ren and Stimpy were right.Shampoo for my real friends. Real poo for my sham friends.This perfectly sums up the phenomenon Clearly masculinity is a very elegantly culturally evolved trait for survival. Sure it'll get you killed but like so many things which've evolved to kill us we can treat it now with pills."Tired of the urge to piss on electric fences to prove your masculinity? Take antiboyotics today!"No, no, that's anti_idiotics_ you should take in that case.It's my God-given right as an American to be an idiot! I'll be damned if I let some so-called 'medical expert' take that away from me!Of course, sir, I understand, in that case, may I point you towards our large selection of liquid proidiotics, aisle 7 and 8. Friend #3: "Do it; no balls!" Damn, this got literalhttps://youtu.be/azxx9sG4GjwHere is an alternative Piped link(s): https://piped.video/azxx9sG4Gjw?si=qQcmC--XmbGYapp3 Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube. I'm open-source, check me out at GitHub.
This is how you know who your real friends are.Yeah, a real friend wouldn't've stopped me! That's what you meant, right?Yeah.. of course I don’t think it’s funny. I definitely don’t want to know if Ren and Stimpy were right.Shampoo for my real friends. Real poo for my sham friends.
Yeah, a real friend wouldn't've stopped me! That's what you meant, right?Yeah.. of course I don’t think it’s funny. I definitely don’t want to know if Ren and Stimpy were right.
Yeah.. of course I don’t think it’s funny. I definitely don’t want to know if Ren and Stimpy were right.
Clearly masculinity is a very elegantly culturally evolved trait for survival. Sure it'll get you killed but like so many things which've evolved to kill us we can treat it now with pills."Tired of the urge to piss on electric fences to prove your masculinity? Take antiboyotics today!"No, no, that's anti_idiotics_ you should take in that case.It's my God-given right as an American to be an idiot! I'll be damned if I let some so-called 'medical expert' take that away from me!Of course, sir, I understand, in that case, may I point you towards our large selection of liquid proidiotics, aisle 7 and 8. Friend #3: "Do it; no balls!" Damn, this got literal
"Tired of the urge to piss on electric fences to prove your masculinity? Take antiboyotics today!"No, no, that's anti_idiotics_ you should take in that case.It's my God-given right as an American to be an idiot! I'll be damned if I let some so-called 'medical expert' take that away from me!Of course, sir, I understand, in that case, may I point you towards our large selection of liquid proidiotics, aisle 7 and 8. Friend #3: "Do it; no balls!" Damn, this got literal
No, no, that's anti_idiotics_ you should take in that case.It's my God-given right as an American to be an idiot! I'll be damned if I let some so-called 'medical expert' take that away from me!Of course, sir, I understand, in that case, may I point you towards our large selection of liquid proidiotics, aisle 7 and 8.
It's my God-given right as an American to be an idiot! I'll be damned if I let some so-called 'medical expert' take that away from me!Of course, sir, I understand, in that case, may I point you towards our large selection of liquid proidiotics, aisle 7 and 8.
Of course, sir, I understand, in that case, may I point you towards our large selection of liquid proidiotics, aisle 7 and 8.
https://youtu.be/azxx9sG4GjwHere is an alternative Piped link(s): https://piped.video/azxx9sG4Gjw?si=qQcmC--XmbGYapp3 Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube. I'm open-source, check me out at GitHub.
Here is an alternative Piped link(s): https://piped.video/azxx9sG4Gjw?si=qQcmC--XmbGYapp3 Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube. I'm open-source, check me out at GitHub.
I was always a fan of this version, I think I heard Rodney Daingerfield or Sam Kinnison say it first: Why do husbands die before their wives? Because they want to.
Me: "I'll piss on that electric fence."
Friend #1: "Do it, no balls."
Friend #2: [has to physically restrain me from pissing on the fence]
Clearly masculinity is a very elegantly culturally evolved trait for survival.
This is how you know who your real friends are.
Yeah, a real friend wouldn't've stopped me!
That's what you meant, right?
Yeah.. of course I don’t think it’s funny. I definitely don’t want to know if Ren and Stimpy were right.
Shampoo for my real friends. Real poo for my sham friends.
This perfectly sums up the phenomenon
Sure it'll get you killed but like so many things which've evolved to kill us we can treat it now with pills.
"Tired of the urge to piss on electric fences to prove your masculinity? Take antiboyotics today!"
No, no, that's anti_idiotics_ you should take in that case.
It's my God-given right as an American to be an idiot! I'll be damned if I let some so-called 'medical expert' take that away from me!
Of course, sir, I understand, in that case, may I point you towards our large selection of liquid proidiotics, aisle 7 and 8.
Damn, this got literal
https://youtu.be/azxx9sG4Gjw
Here is an alternative Piped link(s): https://piped.video/azxx9sG4Gjw?si=qQcmC--XmbGYapp3
Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.
I'm open-source, check me out at GitHub.
Spoiler: Sharks can smell a drop of blood but dont care for human blood
I was always a fan of this version, I think I heard Rodney Daingerfield or Sam Kinnison say it first:
Why do husbands die before their wives?
Because they want to.
Really makes you wonder
He should stick to hunting porch pirates. That's a public service.