The year is 3023...

Awa@lemmy.worldmod to Futurama @lemmy.world – 119 points –

You wake up in your cryopod, urgently use the restroom, get probulated, and have your career chip implanted. On your way to your closest living relative's place you pass by the Head Museum. Which person's head from the year 2023 do you expect most to see there?

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Keanu reeves and Paul Rudd. Both still the same age, for all time.

Elon Musk’s definitely won’t be. It’ll be alone on whatever remains of Mars after the 3012 incident

Plot idea: the ancient Martians are actually all descendants of Musk, and all have names like €π~®§àm. They're gray due to inbreeding

A dumpster in the back with Harvey Weinstein, Danny Masterson, Dan Schneider, etc.

You mean Dan “Hold’er down, she’s a fighter” Schneider?

That Dan Schneider?

I’m sure he’s best friends with Brock “The Rapist” Turner.

Mr. Beast is probably the most 2023ish person

While true, there's probably 40% of the American population that has no idea who that is.