Some people crave the flat

The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websitemod to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 395 points –
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What kind of dollar store hotdogs are you eating that taste like bologna?

I'm more curious as to what bologna you eat that doesn't taste like hotdog.

Bologna tastes like bologna of course, but hotdogs don’t have to. They are sometimes the same thing, sometimes not quite with different seasoning and smokiness. Just depends on who makes them. The hotdogs I get are beef, smoked with some mustard flavoring. If you just get generic hotdogs, they probably are the same thing as bologna. I like both, but would probably buy mortadella instead of bologna if available.

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If you call mortadella hotdogs again I will personally be very mad at you

That's clearly not mortadella, you philistine.

It isn't at all. But I know its something that wants to emulate that

Mortadella Philistine

My name is Mortadella Philistine

There's a million meats I haven't seen

Just you wait, just you wait...

Don't move. An Italian F-35 is approaching your location.

Yeah, an Italian F-35: the plane wouldn't be able to take off even if the pilot was there instead of being an hour and 40 minutes late at a café

Damn. This is about as eye opening as when I realized American tacos are just reconfigured cheeseburgers.