It's all just this

YAMAPIKARIYA@lemmyfi.com to Memes@sopuli.xyz – 97 points –
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You could at least post the original source instead of this poor mockup. The original is excellent and explains in much more detail.

www.cuberule.com

The "popular examples" had me rolling.

"MY WIFE LEFT ME BECAUSE I THINK A BURRITO IS A TYPE OF SANDWICH"

so…proof that a hot dog isn’t a sandwich but now….it’s a TACO??!?!?

This is what I have always maintained and I’m pleased that it’s getting recognition

Yes, yes, yes… until I get to the calzone. Burrito may be more apt.

I think that they are all dumplings, with calzones as king of the dumplings. Burritos aren’t fully sealed, so I suppose that makes them more of a tightly wrapped toast.

Yeah, calzones being a subset of burritos makes more sense to me than burritos being a subset of calzones.

Guess that depends where you're from, for me calzones are more common than burritos but I can see how you'd think this way if burritos are more common in your area.

My takeaway from this is that pizza is just fancy toast.

I feel like this meme was created by the same topologists who claim that a coffee mug is a donut

Correction, coffee mug is a Quiche according to the docs ... if you are alright with eating overcooked dirt at least.

Edit: Hell I didn't realize this post was 2 days old. Oh well, leaving it.

As someone who doesn’t eat quiche (don’t like eggs), how is that category not “tart”? I’ve argued that a pizza, rather than being a pie, is a tart, but under this system, is it actually a quiche?

NY style is more of a pizza tart (or a pizza toast?) while Chicago style is a proper pizza pie/pizza quiche.

Quiche and sushi just differ in orientation? So does turning one on it's side become the other? What happens in space if two people are in different orientations, is it both simultaneously?

Quiche is only open on top, sushi is open at both ends.

I think a quiche has a bottom like a cup. And sushi is open on both ends like a toilet paper roll.