Which felonies?
*Felines
She wants to adopt a cat.
Yes, please!
Is sodomy a felony?
In some countries (and probably the People's Fascist Autonomous Theocracy of Florida).
Ey! Let's go commit felonies in Florida then!
I personally find insurance fraud very romantic
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