What is your favourite Bender quote?Briongloid@aussie.zonemod to Futurama @lemmy.world – 13 points – 1 years ago18Post a CommentPreviewHotTopNewOldShutup baby, i know itHave you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them? (Specifically when encountering unruly children and the parents do nothing to control them.)Have you ever tried simply turning off your TV, sitting down with your child, and hitting them?"I can guarantee you anything you want."Just reminded of my true favorite: Save it for the cross burning, AdolfI'm back baby!I say the whole world must learn of our peaceful ways... by force.Do a flip!Me, Bender.I'll make my own X, with blackjack and hookers! You know what? Forget XBender Bender Bender! Bender Bender Bender! B-E-N-D-E-R BeeeeenddddeeeeeeEEERRR B-E-N-D-E-R BeeeeenddddeeeeeeEEERRRBite my shiny metal assI've got a lot of great memories of my old place beep and now they're gone."Shampoo doesn't expire, baby!" is forever burned into my brain despite not being a real Bender quote and being from a long-deleted Tumblr.Hey baby, wanna kill all humans?Shut up baby I know itLeela cracked corn, and I don't care Fry cracked corn, I still don't care Bender cracked corn and he is great Take that you stupid corn!It's toe-tappingly tragic.
Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them? (Specifically when encountering unruly children and the parents do nothing to control them.)
Bender Bender Bender! Bender Bender Bender! B-E-N-D-E-R BeeeeenddddeeeeeeEEERRR B-E-N-D-E-R BeeeeenddddeeeeeeEEERRR
"Shampoo doesn't expire, baby!" is forever burned into my brain despite not being a real Bender quote and being from a long-deleted Tumblr.
Leela cracked corn, and I don't care Fry cracked corn, I still don't care Bender cracked corn and he is great Take that you stupid corn!It's toe-tappingly tragic.
Shutup baby, i know it
Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?
(Specifically when encountering unruly children and the parents do nothing to control them.)
Have you ever tried simply turning off your TV, sitting down with your child, and hitting them?
"I can guarantee you anything you want."
Just reminded of my true favorite:
Save it for the cross burning, Adolf
I'm back baby!
I say the whole world must learn of our peaceful ways... by force.
Do a flip!
Me, Bender.
I'll make my own X, with blackjack and hookers!
You know what? Forget X
Bender Bender Bender!
Bender Bender Bender!
B-E-N-D-E-R BeeeeenddddeeeeeeEEERRR
B-E-N-D-E-R BeeeeenddddeeeeeeEEERRR
Bite my shiny metal ass
I've got a lot of great memories of my old place beep and now they're gone.
"Shampoo doesn't expire, baby!" is forever burned into my brain despite not being a real Bender quote and being from a long-deleted Tumblr.
Hey baby, wanna kill all humans?
Shut up baby I know it
Leela cracked corn, and I don't care
Fry cracked corn, I still don't care
Bender cracked corn and he is great
Take that you stupid corn!
It's toe-tappingly tragic.