My opponent summoned wall of flesh, what do I do in this position (I'm white)?

MaliciousKebab@sh.itjust.works to AnarchyChess@sopuli.xyz – 222 points –

Please hurry guys it's coming closer oh god.

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Have you tried playing Pot of Greed? It allows you to draw two additional cards from your deck!

As a white you can do the Karen move and ask to see the manager, now!

As a white cis male I don't think I have the right priviliges, lemme try and elevate to root using sudo. See if that works.

This is a very relatable meme since I'm also white

Castle your king into the opponents side of the board, behind the Wall of Flesh. When it passes through the whole board, your opponent will have wasted a Guide Doll and your king will be in the clear.

This isn't as bad as you think. It's an endurance fight. Have everyone start rotating out their defensive buffs, and any kind of heals they got. You only need to make it for 45 seconds, then it'll go into the Rest phase. Burn that bitch, get the Solemn Key, and be ready.

Put on the hat to convert to your Heisenberg form, though then the game ends bc who could beat that move? :-P

I asked it to say my name but that thing refuses to answer me, is it stupid? Can that motherfucker not speak english? I somehow turned black btw don't know how.

You're g-damn right.

(Can't get the image to show up properly but here is the exact scenario you described: image location :-P

Cast level 8 HOLY/FADE. It hits all targets so should be effective against the wall of flesh!