Don't let your gift wind up at a shelter 3 weeks later

The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websitemod to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 775 points –
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We buy each other stuff we use daily, bathing stuff, sponge or food. Most of the time food.

Its better than some dumb useless stuff.

I give books, but for flavor, I give actively harmful books. Healthy people get pseudoscientific books on Chronic Lyme Disease or The Obesity Code, and mentally ill people get books about gangstalking, books promoting Esoteric Nazism, and a recommendation to check out r/SaturnStormCube on reddit.

Your books can't hurt me because I don't read.

You read comments and stuff on your phone. They can hurt you

What?

Well yoy said you dont read. But you read my comment so you actually read so maybe you actually read books too so you know right, because I don't.

Those sure are words you just said there. Would be a shame if I didn't read them.