Wildlife rules

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Canada Gooses are barrel-chested and majestic! The envies of all ornithologies!

Wonderful. And, although absolutely nobody but me will find this Interesting, I will mention that I just watched the referenced episode of the thing last night. I know that you are all impressed

Deer are assholes, they tear up my plants, They jump in front if cars all the time, they shit everywhere, the bucks are dangerous, they rip up garbage and overall are stupid as shit. I know this as im a Canadian with 7 of them in my front yard right now. They are here everyday-.-

Damn, did you not pay the protection money this week? Seems like you have a gang of geese tearing up your place.

The ones where I live are pretty peaceful.

There city deer, so for the most part they are peaceful. The Bucks during the rut will stare you down and have charged before.

Misread β€œwildlife” as β€œwife”. Was very, very confused.

Hey, stop saying bad things about my wives!

  • Marie is an awesome cook
  • Hanna is wild in the sheets
  • Karen ...
  • Sandra is easy to talk to