Same.

Striker@lemmy.worldmod to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 986 points –
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Well of course it has a picture of his parents fighting (???) in it. Dude's a severely messed up right-winger.

why did op instead attach an image of two men kissing ?

Okay, do you want the good news or the bad news first?

tell me the good news doc

Oh my god, Darcy. I'm not a doctor. We've been married for 15 years, we've had this discussion SO many times, I just.... I don't know anymore.

who are you. i dont know you. im not crazy YOURE CRAZY

CRAZY?

I WAS CRAZY ONCE

THEY LOCKED ME IN A ROOM

A RUBBER ROOM WITH RATS

AND RATS MAKE ME CRAZY

CRAZY?

GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD I AM NOT HAUNTED I AM NOT HAUNTED IM NOT CRAZY NEVER WAS NOT CRAZY NEVER WAS

I see two pandas in a slap flurry fight but the hat blocks out their heads.

I don't know... it does look like my parents... but they're definitely not fighting. Eep.

Nuh uh, that's totally two scuba divers /j

Smh why is everyone getting so worked up over a simple little picture of my own mortality?