World's largest iceberg breaks free, heads toward Southern OceanTangledHyphae@lemmy.world to News@lemmy.world – 176 points – 7 months agoreuters.com15Post a CommentPreviewHotTopNewOldCall me crazy, but I feel like this isn’t good.What are you talking about? This is how we solve global warming, with a giant ice cube! (just like in futurama)And then he gets mad :(Wait, I thought we solved it by all the robots farting into space?It needs to come from a comet though otherwise it's just moving the cold around not introducing new cold.Don't worry, we've just gotta hit our growth goals this quarter and everything will be fineIf we keep hitting quarterly record profits, maybe the iceberg will go home!Learn to swim!World's largest iceberg so farIt's all fun and games until the icebergs start intentionally attacking the ships.Iceberg-Orca alliance. Since calving off West Antarctica's Filchner-Ronne Ice Shelf in 1986, ... Holy hell...Quick! Someone find the ship with the not-at-all-foreshadowing amount of hubris…Oh lawd it’s coming.No worries, it just taking a stroll.
Call me crazy, but I feel like this isn’t good.What are you talking about? This is how we solve global warming, with a giant ice cube! (just like in futurama)And then he gets mad :(Wait, I thought we solved it by all the robots farting into space?It needs to come from a comet though otherwise it's just moving the cold around not introducing new cold.Don't worry, we've just gotta hit our growth goals this quarter and everything will be fineIf we keep hitting quarterly record profits, maybe the iceberg will go home!Learn to swim!
What are you talking about? This is how we solve global warming, with a giant ice cube! (just like in futurama)And then he gets mad :(Wait, I thought we solved it by all the robots farting into space?It needs to come from a comet though otherwise it's just moving the cold around not introducing new cold.
It needs to come from a comet though otherwise it's just moving the cold around not introducing new cold.
Don't worry, we've just gotta hit our growth goals this quarter and everything will be fineIf we keep hitting quarterly record profits, maybe the iceberg will go home!
It's all fun and games until the icebergs start intentionally attacking the ships.Iceberg-Orca alliance.
Call me crazy, but I feel like this isn’t good.
What are you talking about? This is how we solve global warming, with a giant ice cube! (just like in futurama)
And then he gets mad :(
Wait, I thought we solved it by all the robots farting into space?
It needs to come from a comet though otherwise it's just moving the cold around not introducing new cold.
Don't worry, we've just gotta hit our growth goals this quarter and everything will be fine
If we keep hitting quarterly record profits, maybe the iceberg will go home!
Learn to swim!
World's largest iceberg so far
It's all fun and games until the icebergs start intentionally attacking the ships.
Iceberg-Orca alliance.
Holy hell...
Quick! Someone find the ship with the not-at-all-foreshadowing amount of hubris…
Oh lawd it’s coming.
No worries, it just taking a stroll.