That's what she said?

WashedOver@lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 564 points –
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I know godfather is there for the “my boy” meme, but the port actually looks like him too

It’s a reference to “last tango in paris”?

I've seen the movie. Why do you say that?

Because he uses butter as improvised lube and quite forcefully sodomises her, which is why I thought the cable port that looks like the arsehole on a dockyard cat, with an inset of Brando, was meaning, yep - buggered hard.

This is the same kid that screams into his headset during a gaming session

Hey, at least it wasn't "I didn't do anything, it just broke"

What do mean? He just upgraded to Mega USB-C.

Gamer put in VGA instead hasn't he

Nah, he tried to plug in a DisplayPort connector. With a sledgehammer.

Trying to plug a DP cable in there with a hammer is about the only real explanation I can think of for this kind of damage. I've seen and repaired some gnarly receptacle damage before but never anything that deformed the metal and surrounding plastic like this.

That looks more like someone who tried to plug in in reverse...