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Striker@lemmy.worldmod to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 136 points –
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You think that feels good? Wait until the end of Don't Dump December and you push that baby out.

Congrats 🀝... oh wait... god damn it, which hand did you use? 🀦

After 30 days?
None, but both are sticky

Just remember to look for the shiny / wet one

That's the one you grab

Depends it's a male or a female πŸ˜‚.

Why would that matter?

Well, I would rather touch a female's cum covered hand 😁.

How do you assert dominance over your rivals?

I would rather not have them πŸ˜‚. If I'd have rivals, I'd just go for another girl.

Not really in the mood for dominance, I'm almost 40 πŸ˜‚.

Or 61 days, if you came from Locktober

How long do you gotta be locked up if you're cumming from that

Do people actually do this Internet meme?

Apparently some idiots do. They must love cancer

Wdym by cancer?

not fapping for a month may increase tge chance of not detecting cancer or sth. like that

You can freely assume anyone that does is at least hanging around incel spheres, and has some Peterson videos they want you to watch.

I list after day three. My wife was going to do it with me too

I was here before this post gets removed