Be careful when you go for a pee

funny@lemmus.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 396 points –
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I think he also took a shit.

I mean this could've been avoided if he peed while sitting.

I don't care what anyone says, pissing while sitting is better in every way

OK how about for a piss and shit covered public toilet seat?

I bet you'd prefer to stand and piss then. It's a privilege to enjoy, don't forget that.

Idiot shouldn't have tried overtaking on such a narrow road.

Probably riding his brakes instead of downshifting on too steep of a grade.

Wonder if that was an intentional overtake or something gone wrong mechanically. I hope everyone’s okay.

Yeah I suspect he couldn’t stop, but I imagine it would be better to go left and hit the other truck than over a cliff. Better for him at least.

Aww man now everyone's gonna know I was peeing!

Fuck it, im just gonna keep pissing on this truck wreck

“Yo stop screaming, keep your mouth closed”

For a moment I thought it is WPD.

He just keeps pissing on the smoking wreckage like eh, dick's already out, job's not done.