Do anything for me.

F_Haxhausen@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 199 points –
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Is that the thing that Meatloaf wouldn't do for love?

Ive always wondered what sort of gross fetish thing she must be asking for that makes Meatball go "Whoa now, hey, lets just slow it down a bit babe, I'm not doing that, jesus fuck, thats messed up."

Maybe it isn't gross at all. Maybe he's cool with the gross stuff. "I'll let you take a big, steaming dump on my chest, but I will not be having missionary position sex with you."

🎶 I would do anything for love.... ... but not kick you off a cliff 🎵