Hands full of rule

CreamyWeenie@lemmy.blahaj.zone to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone – 189 points –
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Ok hear me out:

Two very tall stacks of people with penises standing facing each other. Then you can use the penises like a ladder.

Some would say that having your hands full of penis means you’re already in heaven.

Use your chin/teeth to hold onto the current bar while you grab for a higher one. Can't put the rungs farther apart without punishing people that didn't decide to be short.

Although apparently all amputees go to hell