Cum, or lady cum, into the ballot box of your chosen candidate.
The one with the most volume of body fluids wins.
It also makes recounts easy as you just need to reweigh the container.
Pros:
Increased voter turnonout
Hearing your candidate won in a "white out"
Cons:
Even longer lines at polling places
Mail-in ballots need special envelopes
If you have low volume, don't even bother voting. There will also be drugs tests to catch "performance" enhancing drugs.
Don't you hate it when your nut doesn't have enough force to fully punch out the chad and then your vote doesn't get counted properly?
if you stopped all masturbators from voting, you'd have like three voters left.
I don't know if I want my countries decisions made by three liars.
Are you counting people who have never or that currently don't?
Literally no one would be allowed to vote otherwise
At the same time?
Only if they wash their hands first.
You jest, but under Australian laws at least, if the ballot is marked in any way other than to indicate your vote, it must be thrown out. So yeah, don’t get jizz on your ballot folks.
Is there a country where you should jizz on your ballot?
Russia?
Theres probably an entire porn category where Russians fuck the US elections.
America.
Same thing
Was gonna say not with the same hand
If you vote with the other hand, is it like someone else is doing it?
Like, at the same time?
Yes, and yes.
Cum, or lady cum, into the ballot box of your chosen candidate.
The one with the most volume of body fluids wins.
It also makes recounts easy as you just need to reweigh the container.
Pros:
onoutCons:
If you have low volume, don't even bother voting. There will also be drugs tests to catch "performance" enhancing drugs.
Don't you hate it when your nut doesn't have enough force to fully punch out the chad and then your vote doesn't get counted properly?
if you stopped all masturbators from voting, you'd have like three voters left.
I don't know if I want my countries decisions made by three liars.
Are you counting people who have never or that currently don't?
Literally no one would be allowed to vote otherwise
At the same time?
Only if they wash their hands first.
You jest, but under Australian laws at least, if the ballot is marked in any way other than to indicate your vote, it must be thrown out. So yeah, don’t get jizz on your ballot folks.
Is there a country where you should jizz on your ballot?
Russia?
Theres probably an entire porn category where Russians fuck the US elections.
America.
Same thing
Was gonna say not with the same hand
If you vote with the other hand, is it like someone else is doing it?