Damn... I'll take 10 with you's

0x4E4F@sh.itjust.worksbanned from community to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 304 points –
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The shower owner:

Hell, I'd still do it... it's cheap and a hole's a hole 🤷.

So $12 includes a commemorative video I get to keep?

Hell, even it was $20 I'd still get the extra pacakge.

I don't think a shower will be enough to ever get clean after a $10 encounter.

Hey, at least you'll smell nice 🤷.

I'll take the $2 blind.

Senders choice! So far I've received a landscape scenery.

Left boob OK?

Only at a 270° angle. Right boob must be a 90° angle.

Nipple is 0°, right?

For simplicity, we will assume that the nipple is a positive Z axis integer with the head of a body positioned at positive Y. Any rotations would then fall on the X axis, in degrees, unless specified otherwise. This way, the rotation would be on a standard body rotation of left and right. Else one may have to take a photo with a rotated body in possibly an inverted position.. Or I suppose simply rotating the camera, which is less entertaining.

This way, the rotation would be on a standard body rotation of left and right.

Uuummm, I don't think so... at least not acording to the pic. If you rotate on the x-axis, essentially the body is moving like a gymnist on a high bar.

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Watch alone 2usd? Watch together with the sign writer 10usd? I mean, the more the merrier I guess?

Or am I misunderstanding this?

That's a different spin on this, but... I'LL TAKE IT!