Eww

I once thought I had snuck a small one out at the supermarket. I realised it was evil and slid away. A family came up the stairs from the car park right into it. Amid wailing and bashing of teeth from the teenagers, I heard the dad say, “that’s a stink bomb, you can tell by the smell.”

One of the proudest moments of my life.

Worse try a body odor cloud, not fun

Edit: fix my crappy spelling, make sure my odor is in order

They really should call a fart code in aisle 3 and have someone clean that up fast. As Long as that sucker lingers there no one is buying anything in that aisle.

You walked into your own fart, rookie mistake

You just breathe through your mouth for the next 30 seconds and everything's fine.

It must be that spice aisle you're smelling. Hehe

Ah, yes. The colon section.

Jeff the Killer: Bikini Bottom Edition

Try transit. Where farts last for two days.