bread rule

rxin@lemmy.blahaj.zone to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone – 342 points –

An image of boxes of dinner rolls. The boxes packaging shows jeans and a t-shirt. A hand is pulling up the t-shirt, to make the dinner rolls look like defined abs. (thank you, I_am_10_squirrels)

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"You are what you eat" doesn't apply to shape. I ate boxes of these but now I look more like a dumpling that was dropped in hair.

You weren’t supposed to eat the boxes, just the low-carb rolls inside

If the sellers were truly serious about marketing these, they would've stuck a single hotdog in the package peaking out of the top of the pants.

Pigs in a blanket for the uncircumcised

An image of boxes of dinner rolls. The boxes packaging shows jeans and a t-shirt. A hand is pulling up the t-shirt, to make the dinner rolls look like defined abs.

wait how is this possible to be a dough boy AND have ripped abs. Where does one learn this magic.