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Your CPU: made out of transist🤮rs

My CPU: made out of redst😍ne

Best genre of meme.

My favorite one is

Your brain: big, wrinkly (icky)

My brain: small, smooth, cute

My CPU is bald

‼️Intel user detected‼️

AM5 also has bald CPUs

I didn’t know that! (AM4 user here, blissfully ignorant of the newer chipsets and their changes, for the sake of my wallet, mostly)

Don't worry, u ain't missing much, only crap heatspreaders that make heat transfer horrible, huge post times due to memory training... Fun times

As are most modern Laptop CPUs, and Chromebook CPUs almost exclusively without exception.

Sad, random mutations due to a limited gene pool have left the majority of the CPU population without their natural spiny deterrent. Soon, CPUs will be unable to survive in the wild as their lack of a defense mechanism makes them easy targets for predators and their populations will begin to dwindle.

This picture caused me to unintentionally groan aloud. It's like nails on a chalkboard.